Funny Shayri

1) tum aa gaye ho
noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen
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2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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3) Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon

chapaaak!!!!!
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4) Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
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5) Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai.
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
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6) Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise '
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7) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.