Commedy Shayri

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.

Hindi Shayri : Ghar Say Door Hote Hain

Ghar Say Door Hote Hain

Ghar Say Door Hote Hain
Bohat Majboor Hote Hain
Kabhi Bagon Main Sote Hain Kabhi Chup Chup K Rote Hain
Gharon Ko Yad Karte Hain
Phir Fariyad Karte Hain
Magar Jo Be Sahara Hon Gharon Say Be Kinara Hon
Unhain Ghar Kon Deta Hai
Yeh Khatra Kon Leta Hai
Bari Mushkil Say Eik Kamra Jahan Koi Na Ho Rehta
Nagar Say Paar Milta Hai
Bohat Bekaar Milta Hai
To Phir 2 / 4 Hum Jaise
Mila Letey Hain Sab Paise
Our Apas Main Yeh Kehte Hain
K Mil Jul Kar Hi Rehte Hain
Koi Khana Banaye Ga Koi Jharo Lagaye Ga
Koi Dhoeye Ga Sab Kapre To Reh Lain Gay Sukh Say
Magar Wo Tapash Bahri Ratain
Thakan Say Choor Hote Hain
Skon Say Door Hote Hain
Bohat Je Chahata Hai.. Tab!!!
K Man Ko Bhej De Ya Rab
Wo Apni Good Main Le Kar Sula De Neend Kuch Aise
K Tote Phir Na Eik Pal Bhi
Magar Kuch Bhi Nahin Hota To Kar Lete Hain Samjota
Makan Veeran Milta Hai Bohat Be Jan Milta Hai
Bare Rnjoor Kiyon Na Hon..Bare Majboor Kiyon Na Hon
Akhar Main Maheene K..Sab Apne Khoon Paseene K

Funny Shayri

1) tum aa gaye ho
noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen
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2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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3) Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon

chapaaak!!!!!
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4) Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
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5) Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai.
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
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6) Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise '
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7) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.